hey kids~

with the coming of the new school year i decided to switch some stuff up. so i got a s/n for aim, and i'm getting a new # for baseball and then i decided to make that my xanga name to so i got a new xanga. my aim is frozenropes41 and then www.xanga.com/frozenropes41. IM me there...this is probably my last post on this xanga, but my other one will be the same random funny but stupid crap from brent....later.

hey kids~

ok, does anyone ever wonder why the royals suck? i sure do, and finally i decided to dive into the subject and figure out the truth. so here is a list of 10 reasons why the royals are horrible.

1) the language barrier, i dont think our white players can understand our manager due to his accent, our hispanic players cant understand the white players and then all the black players speak ebonics and we're just all messed up. word.

2) cuz we're po'

3)we like managers named "tony" ok, we had one horrible manager naked "tony"(muser) so then we fired him and hired another manager, and what do you know, his name is "tony"(pena) when will we figure it out? the tony's dont get it done.

4) instead of hiring tony #2 we could have hired a man named "buck" now, who do you think has the better chance of winning?

5) our owner is the CEO of walmart, instead of rollback prices we have rollback players

6) we have a bobblehead night and give out the bobblehead of our radio announcer, thats right folks, radio announcer bobblehead night.

7) our team is a bunch of pansies. know how many fights the royals have been in all year? none. yankees vs. red sox 2 fights in one game. cubs and cards, benches clear once, then a pitcher gets ejected for intentionally drilling a batter...now thats baseball, but we dont see it in kansas city

8) no nicknames. there is not one player on the royals with a good nickname. think of some great players of all time and nick names run rampant.(the bambino, the rocket, say hey kid, dizzy, big mac, mad dog, mr. october...the list goes on)

9) our fans suck. we have no hardcore baseball fans, all we have are people who get angry if you stand up and yell. saturday night at the ball game, i'm standing and yelling, in a very appropriate time i might add, late in the game, royals behind(as usual) but we were rallying with a chance to win, it was exciting. and some middle aged dude behind me throws a peanut at my back. i'm like wow...you suck and just for the i'm going to stand the rest of the game. c'mon people cheer for the royals to win, or at least get 12 hits so we get donuts.

10) the royals allow there opponets to outscore them. this may seem like a very basic concept, score more then the other guys. but the royals have struggled with it this year. when the royals do score more thne there opponets they have done amazingly well. in fact in games where the boys in blue score more times then the boys in some other color, our royals record is an awesome 39-0. however, when not scoring as much as the other team we have a pitiful 0-71 record. i see a pattern.

later kids...

hey kids~

remember: guns dont kill people, angry minorities kill people.

later kids.

hey kids~

i'm back from indiana...a few quotes from our trip home.

heres while my sister lorri was driving

lorri: "why is no one driving in my lane?"

me: "i think it might be because your lane ends"

lorri: "o really, when does it end"

me: "right now"

then the car swerved into the next lane just in time to avoid the shoulder, lucky nobody else was driving in the other lane. and another convo...

lorri: "the arrows are confusing"

me: "yea"

lorri: "which was should i go?"

me: "just drive in the middle"

and finally....

lorri: "so what road do we get on next?"

me: "well, i think its highway 370"

lorri: "and where is that?"

me: "i dont really know, it doesnt appear to be on the map"

later kids...

hey kids~

so i'm in berne indiana and sunday after church we head to the mcdonald's to catch breakfast. so we get there, a short line is there, we wait, and order our breakfasts. anyways, 15 minutes later we finally get our "fast food" i for one am quite annoyed by this absolutly horrible service, but we have our food now so i guess its all good. we sit down and realize a hash brown is missing. i'm like thats cool, so i go up to the guy and i'm like, hey we didnt get a hashbrown that comes along with the breakfast combo. hes like, yea sorry about that, we got another batch that will be out in 3-4 minutes. ok, first off this is mcdonald's and its fast food so the hasbrown should be ready right now. but i'm a reasonable person. so i go sit back down. 5 minutes later i go up to claim my hashbrown, darn thing still isnt ready. so i simply ask the idiot behind the counter to bring it to my table when it is out, i point out my table to him. i then return to my seat and proceed eating my breakfast sandwiches. eventually we are done eating and we still dont have a hashbrown. so by now i'm ticked, i would think if i have to wait 15 minutes for my food they could at least give me all of it. so i go back up to the douchebag(yes i said douchebag) behind the counter and i'm like, alright, is there a manager on duty i could talk to? hes like, "of course sir"(real nice NOW) so anyways he goes, finds his manager, talks to her for a minute and she comes over to the cash register. is she interested in my concerns? nope, just opens the cash register, pulls out 85 cents and says "theres your refund" then turns to walk away, and so i say, "hey wait a minute, i think you need to know we waited about 15 minutes to get our food, they didnt get the order right, i asked on several occassions for a hash brown, i never did recieve it the service here today has been horrible and the chances of me ever coming back here are slim to none" she then says, "i'm sorry" and walks away. well, thanks for nothing. at least i got 85 cents...funny if i really wanted 85 cents would i have bought a hash brown? man, some things just arent how they should be. so now my selections of places to eat in berne are down from 2 to 1. (used to be dairy queen and mcdonald's, now its just dairy queen) but o well, dq has better burgers too, not to mention amazing ice cream. so, if you ever stop in berne, do me a favor and flip off the local mcdonald's.

berne's mcdonald's suck and everyone agrees with me because i'm right.